June 30 2004:
Another "Mission Accomplished" day.
January Presidential Daily Briefing Revealed: U.S. Military Intelligence determined to beat the crap out of Iraqis.
Condoleeza Rice says PDB, "just another historical document with a lot of boring footnotes that I didn't read."
President Bush says, "It didn't have enough details or I would have put a stop to it. It didn't name any of the Iraqis and how the heck am I supposed to know where Abracabadra prison is?"
Secretary of State Powell says, "Boy, am I glad that I'm not responsible for covering this up like I did My Lai."
Secretary of Defense Rumsfeld also held a news conference, but he asked and answered all the questions himself before reporters got there.
The Flaming Moderate